[Style] Vertical office phone video, realistic fluorescent lighting, dry comedy, authentic room audio.
[00:00-00:02] Hook. A generic office printer refuses to print and ejects a blank page containing the newly invented words: 'ONE COMPLIMENT REQUIRED.'
[00:02-00:05] An employee awkwardly tells the printer: 'You have excellent paper alignment.' The machine hums approvingly and prints one page.
[00:05-00:08] Five coworkers form a line, each offering increasingly emotional compliments while the printer works faster and faster.
[00:08-00:10] The printer suddenly displays: 'I NEED SPACE.' It rolls itself into an empty meeting room and closes the door. Camera whip-pans to the stunned team.

[Rights & IP Constraints] Use only original fictional characters, locations, products, packaging, interfaces, symbols, costumes, vehicles, and architecture. No logos, trademarks, brand names, copyrighted characters, franchise-specific designs, celebrity likenesses, living-artist style imitation, copyrighted music, or recognizable branded trade dress. Any visible text must be generic and newly invented.