[Style] Vertical phone video, believable handheld movement, natural daylight, realistic city ambience, absurd event treated as normal.
[00:00-00:02] Immediate hook. Friends film a rooftop picnic when an enormous ordinary pigeon slowly rises behind the building edge, staring directly at one sandwich.
[00:02-00:05] The pigeon carefully reaches forward with one giant foot. Everyone freezes. One person whispers: 'Do not make eye contact.'
[00:05-00:08] The pigeon steals only the smallest piece of bread, ignoring the entire picnic, then tries to fly away with exaggerated difficulty. Wind blasts napkins across the roof.
[00:08-00:10] It lands on the next building and politely drops one tiny feather as payment. The camera zooms shakily onto the feather while everyone argues off-screen.

[Rights & IP Constraints] Use only original fictional characters, locations, products, packaging, interfaces, symbols, costumes, vehicles, and architecture. No logos, trademarks, brand names, copyrighted characters, franchise-specific designs, celebrity likenesses, living-artist style imitation, copyrighted music, or recognizable branded trade dress. Any visible text must be generic and newly invented.